Official Communiqué From Roland Rat (Superstar) to B&D Plus!

Roland Rat, Superstar. Yeahhhhh!

Around this time of year it is traditional for the President to make his address on the State of the Union. But whilst the people of the United States of America have to put up with some Johnny Fly-By-Night called “Barack Obama,” we here in Barking & Dagenham Plus have our own President – namely Roland Rat, Superstar.

Yes indeed, Sir Roland Rat has graciously consented to be our Honorary Club President. Roland now spends most of his time pursuing the Superstar lifestyle in Los Angeles, but he often corresponds with us via our club secretary (and number 1 Ratfan) Sanya.

We are honoured to have such an eminent dignitary bestow us with his favour: and furthermore, we are particularly grateful for Roland sending us a message on his recent re-appointment as President:

“ALWAYS AN HONOUR TO SERVE AS CLUB PRESIDENT OF THE B&D PLUS GROUP FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES AND DRINK A TOAST TO MANY MORE YEARS OF FUN FOR YA ALL IN EXOTIC BARKIN’ AND DAGENHAM YOU LUCKY PEOPLE YEAHHHHHHHH!!! LUV ROLAND RAT 2013”